Biden Launches Biden Blimp Task Force For Kids

Joe Biden let's a low-tech Chinese Spy balloon with high-tech surveillance gather intel on U.S. Strategic Command, which is responsible for strategic nuclear deterrence, global strike, and operating the Defense Department's Global Information Grid. To counter those Commies, Joe does the only thing any sane President would do. He launches a new spy balloon task force for kids. Cause if a kid's party balloon can fool the United States military, think what those kids could do to Communist China.